I walked down the hall and a foul smell hit my nose.
"Please let it be poop, please let it be poop." I thought to my self. I looked around, alas there was no bathroom near me, someone had farted. Fear surged through me, for I knew what was to come. The school was about to become a toxic stink house, and I was trapped inside. How did I know this was my fate? 600 kids had just eaten the same lunch. Where there's one fart hundreds will follow.
oh my goodness kate! you'd think your family would have trained you. you poor poor thing. this hilarious made my morning.
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