Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Farts

I walked down the hall and a foul smell hit my nose.
"Please let it be poop, please let it be poop." I thought to my self. I looked around, alas there was no bathroom near me, someone had farted. Fear surged through me, for I knew what was to come. The school was about to become a toxic stink house, and I was trapped inside. How did I know this was my fate? 600 kids had just eaten the same lunch. Where there's one fart hundreds will follow.

1 comment:

  1. oh my goodness kate! you'd think your family would have trained you. you poor poor thing. this hilarious made my morning.
    ~K

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