Thursday, September 13, 2012

Sea Monster

GAH!
Most things that come out of the ocean scare the poop out of me. Due to a recent news reports, I have now learned that the old sea serpents of legend are real.

Imagine a creature with a long serpent like body, a head remarkably like a shark, and an un-hinging jaw big enough to other sharks, and teeth that bend as to lock it's prey inside it's pit of doom. If you had told me to draw one, I probably would add scales, demon eyes, and fiery breath, but the scales and fiery breath would be inaccurate.
Off the coast of Japan in the depths of the ocean (aka hell) is where this creature lives, and in my opinion, where it should stay. Lately though for some reason unknown to the masochistic scientists that study these sorts of things, the monster has been coming to the surface much more frequently.  I don't like this at all.
The real name for this creature is a frill shark. They are evil looking creatures with horribleness on every inch of them. Bleh, bleh, bleh....

1 comment:

  1. aren't you glad Hi-Mar didn't have that painted at the bottom of the pool? I love you.

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